So before I started telling these stories, I thought it might be beneficial to re-post this. Enjoy!
Well hello everyone who has been waiting months and months for me to do this. It has been a pretty crazy semester and I am very sorry for not writing anything. I have many stories saved up and I thought that I would stay in the Christmas spirit (seeming that Christmas is over) and give you a preview of a few of the stories to come. I have decided that there is no better way to share than in true, musical fashion. So here we go:
The Twelve Days of Christmas, or as I like to call it, The Baker's Dozen Days of Oh Kinderness (I suggest you read through once and then start from the bottom and work your way to the top and sing the song for the big finish):
On the first day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, a run in with the phone number hand boy.
On the second day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, two teens asking if I'm married.
On the third day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, three insect questions.
On the fourth day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, four office write ups.
On the fifth day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, FIVE dog dying dreams!
On the sixth day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, six sexual harassment discussions.
On the seventh day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, seven grabby pizza sauce hands.
On the eight day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, eight lunch line converstaions.
On the ninth day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, nine large squash stories.
On the tenth day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, ten children running with scissors.
On the eleventh day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, eleven practices of this song (the original).
On the twelfth day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, twelve students misunderstanding a dozen.
On the thirteenth day of Oh Kinderness my students gave to me, thirteen students laughing at my "BURN!"
Don't worry about this not making sense, it will later :)
I hope everyone had an amazing Christmas, full of family, rest, and love. Have a wonderful new year and be ready for these stories to come to life as 2012 begins.
Love you all.
Britt (Miss Salley)
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